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Marko The Vampire (parts 1 and 2)

In everyday life he is a sexy blond rock singer. In truth, he's one of the ancient vampires. Join me as we journey through the life of the cutest vampire ever to walk the earth...
Originally posted in the Poets Of The Fall Official Forum. Story by me, pics by some guys from the forum.

Marko The Vampire pt. 1

(Marko reveals his true nature on a gig for the first time ever...)

After centuries of hiding in dark tombs, the vampires finally resurface to rule the world once again! What better way to hide themselves, then to act as ordinary people and play the role of a blond sexy rock singer?
Years of endless hunger are now to end. Tonight the first of the vampires resurfaces!



"Back row to the left... a little to the side... Ah, the perfect victim! She looks juicy..."

Vampires are known to be real aristocrats, which means they would never jump on someone and suck their blood without that someone's agreement. So...


*puppy eyes* Pleeeease, let me bite you, I promise it won't hurt, I promise! Pleeeeease!

The girl agrees, tempted by Marko's amazing looks and as he tries to reach her, he notices something...


*scared* Why is there a crucifix and garlic hanging from the ceiling?! *backs away*

Turns out the owners of the place are superstitious and decided to put the small crucifix and the garlic just in case...
With this, Marko is forced to look at the juicy dinner jumping and singing along with him...

Marko The Vampire pt. 2

Some weeks have passed since we last saw Marko trying to stay as far as possible from the things on the ceiling. He grows more and more bloodthirsty and craves sweet human blood more than ever... this time he is determined to get his hands and teeth on someone...
Will he manage to finally satisfy his hunger?

The best way for Marko to find a victim is to look carefully through the audience (consistent mostly of women :P ) while he's on stage. So he looks and looks... looks and looks...



Finally, he spots something delicious! He checks the ceiling and the nearby walls to see if there is again something that might stop him and sees nothing... a devilish smile comes to his face.


He announces he's gonna go off the stage, as he occasionally does, and he's gonna pick one lucky girl to take out for dinner later that night.
He goes off stage and as he is just a step away from her, a crazy fan, who read my previous post in this thread remembers Marko is truly a vampire and he's not gonna take the girl out for dinner, he's gonna dinner with her blood!
He scares the girl away and as Marko is seeing her run, he starts to feel really upset...


Marko is determined to eat tonight and is strongly driven by pure rage...


"Now, now... did you scare my pretty womam? Yes? Well then, you shall pay!!!"


Might be continued...

29.04.2008
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Comments

Anonymous said…
One of my favorite stories ever!!! :D :D Can't stop reading it over and over again. xD xD I just love it! Wonderful work! ;)
Neeyla said…
How could you ever just pass it?! It really is the cutest vampire ever... :D
Poet In The Jar said…
Hahahaa! Just as funny as when it was up on the forum! xD
Neeyla said…
I so wanna make more, but I can't find the right pictures.. :D
Thanks for commenting, girls! :)

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